The Bacon Suit

Target, in the US, has a Bacon Suit for sale! Only $59.99!
Now that is worth investing in! Who knows when you'll need a Bacon suit.
Every dress up party from now on...what to wear? Bacon suit.
What's the theme? Horror - Bacon suit.
Alice in Wonderland - Bacon suit.
Prostitutes and Pimps - Bacon suit.
You see how this is working out - never worry about another dress up party costume again!