Bacon Lube commercial

Found this - a Bacon Lube (from J&D's) commercial by the Lovehoney YouTube channel.
It has to be watched! Shows you how you too can use Bacon Lube!

A meat baby wearing a Bacon diaper

@BaconSalt posted a picture of, what I am guessing they made themselves, a meat baby wearing a Bacon diaper.
True quality stuff this!

Bacon Olive Oil

This could go down very well with some fresh bread and a bit of chilli sauce (not Mad Dog hot).
If only there was a place around here to get some of this stuff...it is available online but do you really think they ship to deepest darkest Africa?

Bacon Tampon stops nose bleeds

The next time you get a serious nosebleed don't go reaching for your wives tampon to shove up there! Rather grab some Bacon! From Annals:
"Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae. In both applications, the patient had complete cessation of nasal bleeding within 24 hours, and was discharged within 72 hours after treatment."

I couldn't find a picture of someone using a Bacon Tampon so this is all you get.

Chocolate, Bacon & Porter Muffins

Cheese sent this in and I have to say they look fantastic! If only I could try them...very tempted to whip up a batch...I reckon a Castle Milk Stout would good substitute for the Alaskan Brewing Smoked Porter

Recipe at the Beeroness

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Soap on a rope

So Cheese sent in this Pig soap on a rope he got for Christmas. This got me thinking to what sorts of other Bacon or Pig soaps there are out there...

Here is the original picture.

 

Bacon Frosting

Not quite sure who makes this stuff but it sounds pretty yummy and is available all over the place.

• Pretty red frosting that tastes like bacon!
• One tube of bacon frosting equals one tube of bacon frosting deliciousness.
• Tastes like that thing we like. Oh yeah: BACON!

Bacon Soda!

Looking into this there are actually a couple of different varieties. Can you believe it!
You can get this one on Amazon - only $4.95.

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