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Friday, January 14, 2011

Some Bacon definitions

And a definition of
Bacon Blindness
:

When you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.


And one more for good measure
Bacon Blinds

The crispy or soggy meaty flaps of skin that hang from the vagina.
Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!